Don this hat and prepare for a drastic transformation from your ordinary, mild-mannered persona to... HAT MAN!
Danna-danna-danna-danna-danna-danna-danna-danna Hat Man! HAT MAN!
(Or Hat Woman. It works for the ladies, too.)
So, what’s so great about being Hat Man? We’ll tell you what! Shade your eyes from HARMFUL UV RAYS!, Cover up UNWASHED HAIR or UNSIGHTLY BALD SPOTS!, Wear it to class and REBEL against the MAN!
Tastefully emboridered on a quality Flexfit six-panel cap.